I tried to be as quick and nimble as Jack, but I tripped over the candlestick and nearly broke my back.
I tried to wake Little Boy Blue, but I lay down beside him and fell asleep too.
I tried to be a good boy like Little Jack Horner, but then I got to wondering why I was always in the corner.
Then I realized that trying to be someone else was a waste of my time and suddenly my life stopped feeling like a nursery rhyme.
