Your infatuation with the dress
and the things over which you obsess
while the world’s in such a mess
leaves me in distress.
While others live under duress
like pawns in a game of chess
and you the monarch of the blessed,
your life is an ugly abscess.
You think it’s all a jest,
another viral friend request,
but you’ve failed the test.
(PS at least you’re well-dressed)